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Late Night Tweets

1. Me: In other news can I please get a hot man who loves me unconditionally and a planetary estate not in this solar system? Do Not Want Earth atm
2. Hariman: Only if he's got a nice sister. #TakeMeWithYou
3. Me: I share planets with no man. Also, she'd want to visit or double date or some shit and then I'd have to see more than just him.
4. Hariman: There's more to life than just your hot alien man stud. There's also food and the publicity visits for your biography Alien Hubby
5. Me: NO, THERE IS ONLY HOT ALIEN MAN STUDS. For everyone else there is my laser shotgun, which shall be named The Law.
6. Hariman: There is only one proper response to that tweet: www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6cyDsuNx_U That is all.